Spam email is, along with neoconservatism, the scourge of modern society. That said, it can be worth a laugh from time to time. For example, I have recently received spam from the following senders:
- Receipting M. Rubberier
- Mousiest B. Greene
- Soapy H. Sandblaster
- Cognacs F. Incapacitates
- Assonance T. Load
Aren't those frickin' great?! I love them! They have a wonderful surrealist quality to them. The random juxtaposition of otherwise unrelated terms (always separated by an initial, of course) creates some really beautiful images. "Soapy" has got to be my favourite, but "Assonance T. Load" is glorious as well. Heck, they're all great!
The subject lines can also be fun:
- This is most modern and safe way not to cover with shame
- offshoot craftsmanship
- You crave to shoot like a film star…
- double-cross warlike
Deee-lightful! I never click on these things, but I was seriously tempted to see what "double-cross warlike" was all about...
